I WILL BE A FUCKING MONKEYS UNCLE !

Ok so I like to think that I have heard it all. Then this 20 year old kid that works for me tells me the most fucked up story I have heard in awhile. So he went to school in Burlington. (The land of the no ghetto). Lots of white Collar folk live there. So he's telling me about hazing and shit on his football teams back in high school. I join in the conversation by telling him what we used to make rookies do. Than the hockey team comes into the convo. If some of you don't know, hockey players are a little fucked up and after I heard this story I think not quite straight either. This fucking guy tells me about how they made 2 rookies do the connector in the change room. What is the connector you ask ? Well the connector is when a uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin over another mans circumcised penis. They look like there connected, hence the name the connector.................. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Times sure have fucking changed if this is what the kids are doing now. |Fuck we would shave shit into peoples head, make them wear the cheer leading outfit, make him run nude down the hall, shit like that. But connecting another mans junk to yours is really fucking unstraight! Now I asked him if this shit happened on any other teams other then hockey and he said no. So I got to ask the hockey players out there why they do this? Why go down the homo road? You guys hit on the ice, you fight on the ice, you talk shit about other players wives on the ice. Then ya get into the change room and connect to each other by your pickles?!?!?!? Fucked up! I need to get some feed back on this subject. Maybe I'm so outdated that this is the norm now and I'm the idiot for not connecting. I would probably punch the fuck out of someone if they said I had to do this. Well hit me up with your input on this subject. Would love to hear what ya have to say about this homo shit.

Also i would like to spread the word about some shit. There are some people that could really use your help. I give blood like a champ but never thought to give bone marrow. If some peeps could do me a solid and check out the website www.onematch.ca. It would help out a bunch. Also thanks for all the people that stuck around when I went MIA. It's been a big year in my life and it's good to have it back to normal.

Thanks everyone.

LETS WIN SOME FUCKING MONEY !!!!

FUCKING HOCKEY

So it's round 3 in the playoffs now. Should be the best of the best and yet I have seen some of the worst goal tending I think I've seen all year. Some of these scores are redonk.  I'm not rethinking my whole strategy and going over on all games. Every one I don't give a fuck lol. Until the guys between the pipes can show me a reason not to of coarse. GL tonight everyone! Short and sweet I am beat. 

SOMETHING SHORT AND SWEET TO GET BACK IN TO IT

Life has finally slowed down for a bit I think and down from 75 hr/week to 60 hrs/week. So it's time to blog again and let me tell ya there has been quite a few things that have pissed me off in the last few months. Tonight's topic is going to be gas prices. Now I know I'm a little late to jump on this one but I don't give a fuck. Because of the ridicules prices I have been left with no choice but to sell my truck and buy a car, all be it a 2012 ford focus SEL. Still a fucking car! It kinda feels like I'm driving a go-kart. Any ways there talking about 1.50/L in the summer and that's like $145 a tank for me to fill my truck a week. Just not possible or realistic. What really gets me is that we sell our oil to the fucking US due to the fact we don't have enough refineries up here to process than they sell it back to us at a higher price. Here's an idea BUILD SOME FUCKING REFINERIES !!!!!!!!! The fucking oil cock heads make some crazy amount of money a year and your telling me they cant put some refineries in fucking Edmonton ??? Kick some natives off the rez and build it there. There useless anyways. I think what I'm saying is that I'm just tired of taking one up the hooper all the time. Just never seems to end. But seeing how Harper is being filled by Osama/Obama I doubt anything is going to change. That's all I really have to say about that. No wait one more thing........ ITS GOOD TO BE BACK AND LETS MAKE SOME MONEY !!!!

BACK TO WORK

Hey everyone. I started back to work this week and it's been hitting me hard lol. I'll be laying it down more next week and get back to the blog. Thanks for still coming by.

THE LINE UP

Hey everyone! I hope we all had a good and profitable weekend. Last week I got my rocks off when the MLB started and I'm still loving it. Today I want to talk about the Toronto Bluejays line up. Like I said before my team is the White Sox but I will always have a soft spot for the team that made me fall in love with the game of baseball at a young age. Ok so if we start off with the top of the line up we got Rajai Davis. For the first time since the Shannon Stewart years, we have a legitimate lead off hitter. This guy is crazy quick and if he can consistently get on base, look for the 2-4 spots to get a ton of fastballs. More fastballs can only be a good thing for a young Yunel Escobar. Hitting in the #2 spot this year will do him good. Also with fantastic speed this kid possesses a great eye and moderate power. look for him to have a big year. Now the #3 spot needs no introduction. Jose Bautista is arguably the one of the best hitters in the game today. Always a home run threat with a decent 3 spot average. It will be hard to do what he did last year but I think 30-40 home runs is a very realistic possibility. Bautista's success will be largely effected by how Adam Lind performs. If Lind gets back to the way he was 2 years ago, it will be a lot harder to pitch around Jose. I'm a little worried about him thinking about his new defensive spot to much and letting up on the bat. Only time will tell how he works out this year. Aaron Hill in the 5th spot is another player that's looking to have a bounce back year. After a year of sub par play Hill knows he needs to perform this year to sign that contract extension. Edwin Encarnacion has come into the spring in the best shape of his career. Hitting 20+ home runs last year with limited at bats, leaves me with high hopes. His defence still worries me, having 2 errors already in the first 3 games. Travis Snider has one of the best moustaches I've ever seen lol. If someone could just teach him to hit an off speed pitch, he would be a legit big league hitter. The pitchers around the league know he mashes fastballs, so all he tends to get now are alot of off speed junk. The good thing is that he is young and has lots of time to work on that. He will get a bunch of playing time this season due to the fact he has a great arm and is very comfortable in the field if he can stay healthy.  Its looking like Juan Rivera will be the DH for most of the year.  This guy is capable of hitting 25-35 home runs a year if he can stay healthy. Finally hitting in the 9 spot is one of the best young prospects in the game today in J.P Arencibia. This kid tosses ropes from behind the plate and can hit like a young Pudge. At the age of 24, this kid has played in the spotlight his whole life. I don't see the pressure of the big league stage getting to him much. In a few days ill lay it down on the pitching staff. There's just to many good things to say and I want to see how they do their second start. Thanks for checking me out (totally straight). GL on your picks and plays !