I WILL BE A FUCKING MONKEYS UNCLE !

Ok so I like to think that I have heard it all. Then this 20 year old kid that works for me tells me the most fucked up story I have heard in awhile. So he went to school in Burlington. (The land of the no ghetto). Lots of white Collar folk live there. So he's telling me about hazing and shit on his football teams back in high school. I join in the conversation by telling him what we used to make rookies do. Than the hockey team comes into the convo. If some of you don't know, hockey players are a little fucked up and after I heard this story I think not quite straight either. This fucking guy tells me about how they made 2 rookies do the connector in the change room. What is the connector you ask ? Well the connector is when a uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin over another mans circumcised penis. They look like there connected, hence the name the connector.................. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Times sure have fucking changed if this is what the kids are doing now. |Fuck we would shave shit into peoples head, make them wear the cheer leading outfit, make him run nude down the hall, shit like that. But connecting another mans junk to yours is really fucking unstraight! Now I asked him if this shit happened on any other teams other then hockey and he said no. So I got to ask the hockey players out there why they do this? Why go down the homo road? You guys hit on the ice, you fight on the ice, you talk shit about other players wives on the ice. Then ya get into the change room and connect to each other by your pickles?!?!?!? Fucked up! I need to get some feed back on this subject. Maybe I'm so outdated that this is the norm now and I'm the idiot for not connecting. I would probably punch the fuck out of someone if they said I had to do this. Well hit me up with your input on this subject. Would love to hear what ya have to say about this homo shit.

Also i would like to spread the word about some shit. There are some people that could really use your help. I give blood like a champ but never thought to give bone marrow. If some peeps could do me a solid and check out the website www.onematch.ca. It would help out a bunch. Also thanks for all the people that stuck around when I went MIA. It's been a big year in my life and it's good to have it back to normal.

Thanks everyone.

LETS WIN SOME FUCKING MONEY !!!!