Thursday, March 31, 2011

THE GOOD OLD DAYS


Do ya ever wonder what happend to the good old days? When you were in your late teens early twentys and you would chill with a bottle of booze and a bag of weed with your buddies. Why has that changed so much? I mean the booze is still tha same but rather than chilling out and smoking a few splifs all anyone wants to do it grab some oxys and bump a few rails. I mean I would be a hypocrite to say that I havent enjoyed bumping rails but its usually followed by heading out to a club with naked ladies in it, not sitting around playing vid's all fucking sketched out. Not to mention it was a lot fucking cheeper to grab a half ounce than it is to grab a ball. Thats why from this day forward every 3rd weekend at my place is going to be booze and budd night. Is that to much to ask for? One weekend a month should be easy enough no ? Just a night where we toss on NWA kick back and smoke splifs till we cant see. I have a few buddies that this is going to be real fucking hard for, but at the rate there going they may not make it another 3 weeks anyways. I know what some of you are thinking as well. "stop doing drugs to do more drugs?". It's the lesser of 2 evils lol. If u spent a UFC night watching some of my buddies pass out standing up in a middle of the first fight due to the fact there all hopped up on oxys you would understand. This is my fucked up way to help people get a lil cleaner than they are. I mean everyone loves a good blow night. Just not on a fucking wednesday lol. Take it easy everyone.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

REDMAN


Hey everyone. Its great to be back. I'm sorry it's taken so long for me to post something but  I just had a lot of shit going on. Before I get started on the blog I want to give a big congrats to my buddy JJ AKA Bronx. This lucky, talented (totally straight) motherfucker has landed his first sports reporting gig with a US company. I've only been following him for about 4-6 months but in that time he has made me a nice bit of cash and kept me laughing my ass off with some of his posts. Also he has taught me how to turn shit around on my old lady lol. Everyone should keep an eye on this guy, he doesn't candy coat shit to appease the general population, he says the shit that most of his readers think, and most importantly he's a real mother fucker. So I would like to say good luck with everything brother and congrats.

Ok so in the last few weeks life has been a lil shitty. I wont go into great detail but my grandpa passed about 2 weeks ago and than my lady's aunt about a week ago. Now deaths in the family are tough to deal with at the best of times, but alot harder when some fucking gas huffing native steals your truck. (IF YOUR NATIVE YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ ON). That's right and where did this fucking guy steal it from u may ask ? The funeral home parking lot. What kind of slimy meth mouthed fuck would do something like that. I'll tell ya who NATIVES! They found it on the Osweeken rez about 2 days later and the cops actually said "hey man your lucky it wasn't burnt". Yes officer I am lucky and there lucky I don't scalp them and drag there body's behind my truck for a bit. Now living in Hamilton I got to hear a lot about the native land rights shit that happened in Caledonia. How they beat up contractors, used back hoes to tear up roads, dumped 50 tons of gravel on the road so cars couldn't get past, and even toar down hydro lines so the town lost power. Not one of them got arrested for any of it. These fuckes have the choice to get a free education and a bunch of tax breaks for what reason ? Because when the British first came over they fucked up and let some live. Now they think because of what there ancestors delt with there entitled to shit. Fuck them ! I had to go to the Osweeken police station to pick up my truck and the first thing I see when we pull into the town is a fucking native welfare office with a line up out the door. Now I know there are some decent natives out there but there few and far between. While waiting for them to release my truck I got to see a 6 man drunken fight on the street at 9 am. This is what they do all day. Huff gas, drink booze and do meth. They are  the scum of the earth and should get nothing more than a regular citizen in Canada gets. There not better than us are they ? No but for some reason we suck there dicks and give them what they want. Even the cops that took me out there to get my truck were all up in there asses. I don't get it at all. I think I'm more pissed off about where they took it from than them taking it. I mean that's what they do steal cars/trucks and get wasted, but to go to a funeral home while someones mourning the loss of a family member is fucking messed up. I'm done for now and if your native sorry but your people are fucking losers.

Monday, March 21, 2011

THINGS HAVE SETTLED DOWN

Again I'm sorry for anyone that follows this blog for not being around for a few. Things have settled down after a few stressful weeks. I have got a lot to bitch about in the coming weeks so stay tuned for some fun.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

HELLO AND SORRY EVERYONE

Just got back in town. Had to take off for a week or so to deal with some family stuff in Ottawa. But now i'm back and ready to gamble my face off. Will lay down a post when I get my shit together here. It's good to be back.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

LIFE SHIT

Hey everyone. I'm going to be away for a the week. Got some life shit to deal with. I will try and post some picks if i can get to a PC. Gl this week on your picks hope ya hit it hard!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I'VE BEEN MIA

New post coming. Real life shit hit me this weekend. Plays back tomorrow. Also I have 7 spots left in the fantasy baseball league. JOIN IT !!! lol only if ya want to of corse and only if ya don't have the clap!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

THIS MAY PISS YOU OFF


So I'm watching the news this morning. Something that I usually don't do unless it's sports news. Now besides all the shit that's going on in Libya and Egypt, there's a new survey that says basically, women don't get a fair shake. This is a fucking joke. They are pissed cause only 13% hold senior positions in major financial business and the average salary is lower than men. This shit kinda pisses me off. Maybe the reason for the 13% is because that men are more ruthless in business. Maybe the "kind women genetics" make them unable to make hard decisions. Or maybe there just not the best candidate for the position. Would you hire someone that is ok at there job, or someone that is excels at there job ? I'm going to go with the person that excels and if that happens to be a male than so be it. This equality shit is fucked. Not just with men and women but with race as well. I have a buddy that went to school to be a firefighter and because he's a white male, it's harder for him to get a position because they must employ 20% minorities. Now think about this. Your in a burning house and rather than someone that scored higher on tests and is more physically fit they send in Muktar to save your ass because they were forced to hire him based on race. Or better yet. Your going to invest $1000000. Would you rather invest it with someone that kinda knows the market or someone that fucking kills the market. If ya said the one that kinda knows the market, your a fucking retard! This whole diversity shit has gone to far. I think that if your the best at the position your applying for, you should get the job. Not because your black, red, yellow, brown, or a lady. My lady is a financial advisor for a major bank in Canada and I am a landscaper. Now I wouldn't hire her to install a $200000 landscape, just like she wouldn't hire me to set up a bank loan. People need to stop bitching and get there shit together. I'm not saying some shit ain't unfair. Like Walmart and the way they treat women in there company. But what do you expect from a company run by fucking slack jaw rednecks. People just need to suck it up and and be happy they have jobs. Lots of people in the US don't at the moment and are having a real fucking hard time. Or follow my blog and play my picks. Maybe you can make enough cash you wont have to work lol.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

LOL THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

Lol oh man !! So I have nothing really to say but your people have got to see this video.

THIS CUT TO THE CORE OF ME

LOL if you dont think thats funny you may smooch the pickle!