IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

OK so I know I shouldn't bitch but fuck it that's whats blogs are for. So I'm a landscaper and being a landscaper means I spend a lot of time out side. In the summer its fucking killer. Get a nice tan and all that shit. Than we got the winter where I'm stuck in a bobcat for 12 hrs at a time depending on the snowfall. Well guess whats coming.........30-40 fucking cm's. Now like I said I shouldn't be bitching. I mean all in all it's been a good winter as far as snow fall in southern Ontario. But let me tell ya how my Tuesday/Wednesday is going to be spent. If we get all the snow there calling for I will be in a bobcat for a total of 30 hrs straight. Time to stop and piss but that's about it. Lucky for me (if u can call it lucky) my boss is a drunk and will hook up the Drambuie and coffee. But really in the cold in a bobcat with no heat for 30 hrs in a snow storm. Boys and girls this is the reason u fuckers got to stay in school !

KING OF THE JUNGLE

Ok so here's the deal for today. I hit the gym today with my buddy cause i could use to lose a few pounds. So he picks me up and i hop in his car and all i smell is fucking bad breath. Like the kind ya get after doing some 2 girls 1 cup kinda shit. Being me i say "fuck man did ya just eat some shit". So this mother fucker try's to tell me the reason his breath stinks is because he just had a protein shake and that's what it does. Get the fuck outta here!! It's fucking 9:00 am and it's clear this mother fucker hasn't brushed his teeth. So right away I'm all over him about his dirty ass mouth and than this mother fucker says the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. This fucking guy says and i quote "Lions never brush there teeth and they get mad pussy"........... What the fuck !!. Is this fucking guy for real. He thinks it's ok to not brush your teeth cause fucking lions don't?!?!? Not to mention this 300 lb mother fucker need all the help he can get to push the pink button. Not a good start to the day.

Taking my blog virginity !!

A little about me.  I'm one of those random don't give a fuck kinda guys.  Some of you will get offended but I'm not really sorry for that.  Your going to hear a lot about gambling, sports, and shit that pisses me off.  So here's something for ya.  I'm watching this show right now and this fucking guy blows my mind and says that the first Zamboni was built in fucking California. What the fuck !!!  It boggles my mind to think that someone in California (not much ice there) made the first Zamboni.  What was that guy doing be for he thought to make it I wonder?  Anyways i need a coffee.  I'll catch ya all later.